Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018

Pud wacker

It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack

He is such a pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 7, 2022

Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)

Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024