Vitamin C

Classy word for the word 'Cunt'

Person 1: Dude you're an ass
Person 2:No dude you're a Vitamin C
Person 3: OH HELL NO HE DIDN'T!

by ChickenRoyale April 10, 2012

Vitamin J

a female name that begins with a 'J' and the correlation to sexual activity.

"I haven't seen Julie in days, I need my Vitamin J" says Max.

by Jurie September 27, 2007

Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

vitamin water

The most vile drink in the world it taste like liquified ass and moronic preps inhale it like a preist with holy water.

Prep1: man this is good stuff
Courtyard kid1: man that kid is retarted
Prep1: It's like the gods have smiled down upon us
Courtyard kid1: Hey you dubass prep go play in traffic its good for your health like vitamin water!
Prep1: Ok!
Courtyard kid1: (mutters) moron

by A martyr without a cause May 28, 2006

Vitamin P

pr0n. Pornography.
You know you need it.

The doctor put me on Vitamin P. It's good stuff, but sometimes it can take several hours to administer the correct dosage.

by The_Incubator August 16, 2003

Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

pink vitamin

The female gentials.

My vagina looks like a pink vitamin

by cad January 24, 2007