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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
by Horearound October 19, 2023
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Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.
"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."
by huahdaddy June 5, 2025
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no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.
I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…
by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012
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nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

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nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere
by I force change July 27, 2022
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nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere
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Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic

A vet in Mineral Wells Texas that is primarily known for their misogyny and employee emotional abuse.

Famous quotes from this clinic:
“Why do 12 year olds have double d’s these days”
“I’d pee in her butt”
-Told an old lady to move out of his way while he was euthanizing her dog.
-physically grabbed his employees to move them out of his way
I really wish I could be abused right now by a stinky overweight ginger. Oh wait!! We can do that at Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic
by MuscleGuy40 November 29, 2025
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