violet vag

The female equivalent of blue balls. CGB

My boyfriend sucks at eating me out. He gives me violet vag every time!

by jankstain November 23, 2014

Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.

Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

vag burst

the over dramatic reaction from a gay boy or female blowing a given situation way out of proportion.

Le-ah had a vag burst when she saw Jared looking at another dude in the bar.

by Jarblake May 5, 2012

Alt-Vag

How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.

Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.

Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.

by allo89 March 12, 2017

vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

Vag Pudding

When a mans cum mixes with a woman's and is still inside the vagina. What leaks out is Vag Pudding

Damn, that vag pudding is messing up my sheets!

by SweetD919 December 13, 2021

vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011