The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"
Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"
Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"
Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025
Get the Update-Coma-Unfamiliaritymug. An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
Get the Nothing to update your status aboutmug. Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman
by kingsaul January 19, 2025
Get the woman updatemug. A hypothetical update to the sandbox video game Minecraft overhauling the late-game End dimension. Although it was updated once in the 2016 Combat Update, another update to the dimension has been heavily requested by the game's community since the Nether Update and Caves & Cliffs updates in 2020 and 2021, respectively.
Minecraft fans have been clamoring for an End update for years yet the most they’ve gotten is dead leaves and copper pickaxes.
by CtrlAlt_Games August 4, 2025
Get the End Updatemug. An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012
Get the Slatus Updatemug. no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come
forgive me
- TheGreatJan
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come
forgive me
- TheGreatJan
by thegreatjan October 10, 2021
Get the Dusttrust (Updated)mug. by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025
Get the end updatemug.