magic underwear (mormon garments)

The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)

magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts

This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).

Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.

There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)

Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds

for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top

by DutchCappedCrusader April 30, 2014

undergarment

what you wear under your purple pants and jacket.

I removed her undergarments with much force and ripped them and she fell over and I landed on top and we started watching Jay Leno on T.V.

by David Lewis December 29, 2003

I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011

underwear wine

A unique double fermentation process typically derived from taking wine or other spirits and spilling there contents (such as a bottle breakig) on undergarments that have been previously worn. Afterwards or during the soaked contents is kept in an air tight container (such as a persons luggage) in order enhance the fermentation process. After several days of soaking the undergarments are strained of their liquids and re-bottled to reveal a distinct and delicate flavor.

At first Mike was upset about his luggage being lost on his way back from Spain, however his hopes raised dramatically when he thought about the underwear wine that may be waiting for him in the long run.

by ballzakk February 28, 2008

men's underwear

-The only thing keeping women from touching, licking, sucking, etc. a man's amazing sexy dick.

-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.

Sally couldn't suck his dick cuz men's underwear was in the way

by hotdude1 May 23, 2017

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

underwear

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.

by clevermofoonmyspce January 27, 2008