red umbrella

When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.

His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!

by anubisvel April 19, 2024

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Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

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umbrella

umbrella handles

damn nice umbrella

by yourlocalgp February 9, 2022

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THE UMBRELLA

You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time

She really likes, when i do THE UMBRELLA in her

by Josva June 14, 2017

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white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella

"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"

by FishWatermelonRage December 7, 2023

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UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun

Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3

by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023

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