Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

umbrella movement

Umbrella movement was made to call out lippaphobes for saying lipstick.

"Theyre in the umbrella movement" "oh wow"

by Tea Time SisterZ. January 3, 2021

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

Umbrella

Slang for a Yorkshire bellend.

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"

by DBag4eva April 8, 2021

UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun

Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3

by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023

white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella

"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"

by FishWatermelonRage December 7, 2023

umbrella

umbrella handles

damn nice umbrella

by yourlocalgp February 9, 2022