ur mum

a large, hideous monster.

1- “holy shit, whats that big fat monster?”

2- “what?? where?”

1- “oh. its just ur mum”

by laxatives4life January 22, 2023

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

Ur Mum is Gay

An insult which is the worst insult in the world, beating Ur Dad is Gay!

It is usually used by really immature 12 year olds being bored at lunch.

"Hey you, Ur Mum is Gay!"

by Your_Nash December 8, 2020

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

Ur mum

A milf

ur mum is a milf

by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021

ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021