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Tube Noob 

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
Tube Noob by Ruberducky June 12, 2010
Related Words

Tube Proof 

Noun - Video evidence to prove a point or fact, generally hosted on the Youtube website.
Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.
Tube Proof by DasCoconut December 16, 2010

Tube Donkey 

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.
I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
Tube Donkey by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010

Tube-Slapping 

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.
“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”
Tube-Slapping by rookoor March 25, 2011

Tube-Mood 

How you behave on The London Underground (or tube) whenever you may be on it. It may be that you do offer your seat to those who need it more or it may be that your a douche its however you act on the Tube.
Guy 1 "hey dude check out that dick not giving that pregnant lady his seat"

Guy 2 "wow.. what a dick, I bet he's in a shit tube-mood"
Tube-Mood by JB9254 July 22, 2011

Tube Moob 

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.
"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"
Tube Moob by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013