tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu May 8, 2018

Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

Borrow me a tubby

To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence

Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.

by Chief Maizholington April 20, 2016

Tubby custard

The act of ejaculating into a women who is menstruating and continuing to mix the fluids with penetration.

We made tubby custard with her blood and my sperm.

by Mamasnowblow January 21, 2023