Samantha gave Joe a cookie, "Thanks" Joe said. "Fuck me" said samamtha as she whipped out her dick and slapped Joe on the forehead. "Damn that's what you call True Love" said Sam in the distance
I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it.