The nub oil is in the nightstand. Hand it to me please. I need to rub one out.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
by Fuck you Hillary November 24, 2016
by Breme December 14, 2020
by That little voice in your head November 11, 2009
by Mujtaba January 07, 2015
before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
by buzz August 18, 2003
Please refer to Striking Oil and Tobogganing before reading this description. In order to achieve the feat known as Sledding Oil one must first have a partner and several bottles of lube. First pour the lube into your partners ass, then stick your penis into the asshole. Now you must ride your partner down a flight of stairs. Once you reach the end of the stairs remove your penis, once removed your partner will spew a spray of shit and lube combination lolol.
tom: Hey babe wanna try sledding oil?
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ
Example #2
"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ
Example #2
"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
by Retardo Escabar (Kelv, Rich) November 02, 2009