Python

A slang word for pedophile or a person who sends death threats to young girls

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that EDP guy"
Person 2: "yeah, he is a real python"

by Premier SMTHNFNNY101 October 14, 2022

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way

some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python

by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 11, 2019