Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.

by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

drunk tipsy

A really drunk person.

That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.

by Sucky UNCLE January 22, 2016

Cum tissue

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank

I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 5, 2016

One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

Skill tissue

A variant of the term "skill issue" commonly used in the roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

"bro I just fell from 10 ToTS"
"skill tissue"

by s1nblitz February 5, 2022

turtle tussy

In the furry community turtle tussy means a femboy turtles genetalia

Oww i love your turtle tussy

by sussyturtle December 10, 2022

The Used Tissue

When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.

Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment

by yunghugger January 18, 2018