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Hendertucky Stump Thumper

The act of Fucking a girl in henderson doggy style with her planted on a tree, and mid-sex knocking her hands away causing her face to repeatedly hit the tree.
Dude I gave my girl the old hendertucky stump thumper last night
by jarhead1243 December 19, 2014
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Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011
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EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014
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thumper

A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."
"He was known for having a thumper that would make anyone's jaw drop."
by Kowallace May 26, 2024
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double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps
All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers
by BodyBasper December 11, 2020
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Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
by yamageke July 7, 2011
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Fudge Thumper

James got caught being a fudge thumper behind the bar last night.
by Tayl0rB July 4, 2020
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