Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

by scottypeerol September 28, 2009

lie by omission

My therapist told me that I don’t lie (make things up that aren’t true). She said that I lie by omission. I don’t talk about important things because of my shame. I don’t talk about things that truly occurred because I fear the emotions that will surface.

She attended the wedding and simply responded “It was beautiful.” She told a lie by omission when she did not mention that there were many unpleasant occurrences.

by introvert July 6, 2021

Dead Lie

When one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. In other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn't true. A non-formal term.

"Maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y'know."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."

by Inkbird-Ravenwell November 4, 2017

Panic Lie

A lie used when you want to look cool in front of your friends/peers under pressure.

Panic Lie: Saying you love a girl but telling your friends, who think she is ugly, that you don't really feel her

by bpdl December 20, 2009

pickup lie

A pickup line that is a complete lie.

That pickup line was so untrue, it’s a pickup lie.

by FoxCat Man December 3, 2019

lie-agra

An inside term used among women to describe having faked an orgasam during an unsatisfactory sexual encounter.

Yeah, I had to take a lie-Agra last night. The guy just couldn't get it done.

by Lola B. October 20, 2017

HOW To lie

You shouldn’t do it so exit the urban doc and tell the truth but if u need to google it or make eye contact,arms away from ur face,eye contact ,don’t cross arms or fidget.

Mom:*yells up stares * did u do ur homework

Kid: *staying calm and makes eye contact (starts to remember “how to lie “)*

by My nmae si unkown srroy March 11, 2019