Rhino Tickler

First, clench your fist and bend at a 90 degree angle at the elbow, forming a rhino horn. Next, sneak up on your victim from behind. When they are standing in a vulnerable position with their legs slightly spread, thrust your "rhino" arm up through their grundle and past their junk. Proceed to lift up the victim from their taint.

The rhino tickler I gave him was so bad that his taint is bruised and he wont be able to procreate.

by Schmegie May 8, 2009

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

Five Toe Tickle

Involves the placement of toes in the vaginal canal and anus of a female partner. Longer toes are helpful. Thicker the better. Synonymous with the famous shocker move.

Her: Baby, you goin' to gimme some of that good lovin' tonight?

Me: You talkin' about the Five Toe Tickle?

Her: mmmhmmm. This time, let's get that big captain toe in the back.

by EricForeman February 27, 2013

tickle my taint

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.

Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.

by elcaminodave December 14, 2008

Toyota Taint Tickle

Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.

We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 28, 2009

Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"

Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.

by Shojonen November 12, 2010

Thickness

A woman that has a natural rack and juicy thighs.

Hey thickness I need you to pick me up from the airport.

Beyonce, Ashanti, Serena Williams.....

by Mike Mainard January 6, 2005