Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
by Philip237 June 24, 2023
Get the The Dennison Theorymug. a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
Get the Merman Theorymug. You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.
Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.
by Clausewitz May 18, 2023
Get the replacement theorymug. Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
by Serbjon October 22, 2020
Get the Mutation theorymug. The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
Get the the poop theorymug. When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.
Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”
by forg1 December 19, 2022
Get the pepperoni theorymug. If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
Get the The Beard Theorymug.