The soup theory

The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed

Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true

by Feminine mine December 9, 2017

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.

Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory

by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020

Pug Theory

The notion that someone can be so ugly they're cute.

She certainly isn't beautiful by society's standards, but through Pug Theory there is something strangely beautiful and graceful about her.

by leo3375 June 30, 2011

replacement theory

You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.

Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.

by Clausewitz May 18, 2023

The Dennison Theory

Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.

“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”

by Philip237 June 24, 2023

the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.

the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.

by N.S2 February 19, 2023