Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 31, 2022
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Wobbly Ostridge

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.
You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!
by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015
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dirt wobbles

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023
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flop wobble

When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.
by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017
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double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them
Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.
by KateG July 20, 2007
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