Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

willow weaving

After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.

Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.

by Alan Morissette January 1, 2018

Willow-wild

Willow-wild is a way to describe someone as quite thin. It is a way og saying that someone resembles a willow tree in width.

"He looked as if he were fourteen or fifteen, frail and willow-wild, in tennis shoes and blue jeans."

by Instinct7! September 6, 2023

Withering Willow

A women who is infertile, or unable to have children, and is very depressed about it.

After that check-up, Jane has been a withering willow.

by CreepX1_ February 3, 2021

Willow parr

A cow that makes people cry

You know that willow Parr she’s a right bitch

by Shellll1234 November 27, 2018

willow amos

a child predator and a person who touhes their siblings they hate black people secretly and have no friends

you have the willow amos touch

by pika_girl April 1, 2023

willow/crow

some person on hellopet who was also on YouTube, and branch before, also on roblox, she exists and is really random, crazy and outgoing. and shes loves Danganronpa and roleplaying

shes also the type to have a game night and literally just stay up all night.

i wanna be friends with willow/crow. shes a great person!

by MilliDemi March 30, 2023