Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018

Pud wacker

It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack

He is such a pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

tattle wacker

A small penis

You heard about Jack? He has a tattle wacker

by Tattle wacker July 12, 2017

wacker

Wacker is a derogatory targeted towards overweight transgender porn addicts. It's one of the worst things you can call a person. The website known as 4chan.org has spread term "TWD" all over the internet. TWD stands for "Total Wacker Death".

Man from Utah: Hey bro I was just masturbating to scat porn but my wifi stopped working. Day ruined.
Regular person: WTF!! Are you a fucking wacker??

by kasapin April 3, 2025

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015