Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024