Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

Tony Seizure

A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.

"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"

by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021