Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.

Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."

by CuteRaz February 3, 2012

Cereal rapist

When your breakfast cereal rapes you. Usually it's captain crunch or Frosted Flakes.

Person 1: Have you seen Tony the Tiger?!
Person 2: Yes, he's such a cereal rapist!

by superboyuss February 27, 2019

donkey rapist

some one who rapes donkeys

whoa that dude is a donkey rapist

by Proud Canadian January 14, 2005

shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006

bbq rapist

A rapist who specifically targets bbq's. Usually because good food and the giving of unexpected love are two of the finest pleasures of life for a bbq rapist.

'Well shit on the deck, there's a fly on my steak'

'That's not a fly, that's a bbq rapist'

by The Definition King September 28, 2006

Potential Rapist

Every man or boy, according to modern feminist logic.

"All men are potential rapists!" screeched Hilda while partaking on her daily SlutWalk.

Under pressure from feminist lobbyists, the FBI has narrowed the definition of rape to solidify the fallacious, feminist-backed misconception that rape must involve penetration.

by INTJ February 29, 2012

Non-rapist

Someone who understands the meaning of consent with regards to sex

Mate - why didn't you fuck her? She looked like she was gagging for it.
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist

by dangerBoyAu November 27, 2011