Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Cereal rapist

When your breakfast cereal rapes you. Usually it's captain crunch or Frosted Flakes.

Person 1: Have you seen Tony the Tiger?!
Person 2: Yes, he's such a cereal rapist!

by superboyuss February 27, 2019

donkey rapist

some one who rapes donkeys

whoa that dude is a donkey rapist

by Proud Canadian January 15, 2005

shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

by PTM & HFC August 15, 2006

bbq rapist

A rapist who specifically targets bbq's. Usually because good food and the giving of unexpected love are two of the finest pleasures of life for a bbq rapist.

'Well shit on the deck, there's a fly on my steak'

'That's not a fly, that's a bbq rapist'

by The Definition King September 29, 2006

Potential Rapist

Every man or boy, according to modern feminist logic.

"All men are potential rapists!" screeched Hilda while partaking on her daily SlutWalk.

Under pressure from feminist lobbyists, the FBI has narrowed the definition of rape to solidify the fallacious, feminist-backed misconception that rape must involve penetration.

by INTJ January 30, 2012

Trendy Rapist

Someone who drives a, preferably white, Scion XB with tinted windows.

That old guy outside of McDonalds in that Scion XB using the free Wi-Fi just tried to give that little kid candy. I'm pretty sure he's a trendy rapist.

by The Hafrican October 31, 2010