ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.

My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.

by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

blue raccoon

Slut

Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.

by francisSharky November 14, 2013

iPad raccoon

Me
I am iPad raccoon

iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!

by iPad racoon January 5, 2021

Raccoon Boy

A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground

He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day

by BleachCake23 March 25, 2022

soggy raccoon

Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.

When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries

by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020

Exotic Raccoon

When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.

Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.

by Kailo. December 6, 2017