Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive

My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck

by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 11, 2020

presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.

by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020

Presidential N64

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.

Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.

by bob saget4444 May 17, 2017

presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.

Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.

by comofo February 1, 2020