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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.
Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)
by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024
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Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends
Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish
by Edieeee November 3, 2019
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Peasant

Person of low social status more commonly a bottom feeder or unemployed bum as Australians ever so graciously like to address them as such.
Ddubs you peasant, Don't call my boy Swell a peasant ya bloody pelican!
by Nick_richard22 February 6, 2021
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Peasant

A person with no money lives on the streets with no family but is a really kind, funny,caring, person and the person who calls u a peasant are jealous that u have a better life than them 👍
by Mary and her disciples February 15, 2017
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Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".
Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.
by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019
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Peasants

A group of people who have no real wealth, and have no income from real wealth ie. Can't afford to buy land, can't afford to build rental units on that land.
Plutocrat #1 says "all the peasants are so disgustingly poor"

Plutocrat #2 says "I wouldn't be rich if it wasn't for the all the peasants"

Plutocrat #3 says "Look at that hot peasant, I can buy some of that for cheap"

Plutocrat #4 says "If that wasn't a peasant, you wouldn't have a chance at getting some"
by NoOneYouKnowNow December 8, 2021
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