Jude’s pp

Jude’s pp well you can’t see it it is so small. It is about a 100th of a millimeter.

Jude’s pp is so small

by Mychez October 11, 2020

Avi Jude

A beautiful (inside and out), unique lady! She is very aristic and loved by all that know her. People feel blessed to claim her as a friend.

Bob: I met the most amazing lady last night!

Joe: What's she like?

Bob: she is a true Avi Jude!

by a blessed person April 23, 2009

jude-lawing

Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.

Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.

by katie g. July 18, 2006

Br Jude sequence

This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.

Br Jude: What's your name?

Jason: Jason.

Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...

Br Jude: Open your school bag,

Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,

Br Jude: 30 times.

(Br Jude sequence)

by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016

The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.

Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

by thebreakofday May 6, 2009

fat kid jude

his face is like those jumbo sized marshmallows when u hit him ur fist just fly's off his giant stomach jk lol he's the kid who always hurst ur feelings he hits me too he slaps me and i need help send help he also want me to commit soup on side so plz send the police now! and he never plays fortnite with me

he's such a fat kid jude

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019