Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

hairy chamois

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

hairy potta

name for a pot-dealer who is either really hairy or likes harry potter.

Look who it is –hairy potta with them goods!

by californiarollin January 1, 2017

Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( March 9, 2014