Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairy Jane

When you sprinkle a pubic hair onto a blunt of marijuana

Hey Brandon wanna light up a Hairy Jane

by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

hairy potta

name for a pot-dealer who is either really hairy or likes harry potter.

Look who it is –hairy potta with them goods!

by californiarollin January 1, 2017

hairy walnut

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

Hairy Galinsoga

A self growing uncircumcised penis.

The Hairy Galinsoga may get from 4 to 7 inches in height.

by berrics808 November 23, 2019