Felix’s Theorem

For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem

“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”

by Nepho March 28, 2021

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joao felix

Joao felix is Portugals no11 forward. He is commonly linked with the song ‘The colour violet’ and many of my friends had an odd obsession over him. Please protect your friends from him (warning! The obsession is contagious)

Meri:‘she likes my watch and my drop top and my persona…’

Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’

by BabyLizard66 January 8, 2023

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felix felicis

methamphetamine for wizards

harry under the influence of felix felicis

herione: well, how are u feeling ??

harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids

by max y September 28, 2010

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felix the cat

a black and white cat on a black and white tv cartoon that started in the 30's and continued almost until the 70's.

Felix the cat owns!!

by raffles July 15, 2006

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Felix Felicis

(Fee-LICKS Fi-li-KUS) is the name of a fictional potion in the book Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince that grants temporary good luck to the drinker. The name, like many things in the Harry Potter novels, is Latinate in origin, and translates to "lucky of lucky," or "happy of happy." ("happy", strictly speaking, means "lucky.")

Harry: "With this Felix Felicis, I can do anything..."
Snape: "How about shutting the hell up!?"

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

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