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Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.
Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?
by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009
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Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.
One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...
by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009
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Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.
Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'
by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009
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Dave

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt
me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy
by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021
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Dave

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body
Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE
by nennycakes February 4, 2021
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Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap
Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish
by Yeeman September 16, 2018
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Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019
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