dave’s 

dave’s is literally wendy’s but better. wendy didn’t do crap. PERIOD.

dave’s is so much better
wendy didn’t do crap

dave’s by hansyddave August 7, 2020

Dave S 

Used to replace most notably "fuck it!" due to the frequency of it's use by Dave S.

Al: Are you going to hockey tonight?
Blue: Naw, I'm Dave S'in it.

Geoff: Where's Blue?

Al: He Dave S'ed.

Dave S by canuckleheadmorgie January 2, 2012

Dave's Syndrome 

A syndrome discovered in Black Books Season Two Episode Two. If you reach 88 degrees, you revert to a wild animal state of mind.

Dave's Syndrome: Manny, jumping on top of a car wearing a hot water bottle to cover his junk, with Eat Me written on his chest, after having vandalized an ice cream cart and attacked the owner of such.

Dave's Syndrome by beverytender January 21, 2014

Dave’s got the dog

Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.

I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.

Dave’s got the dog by MayhemFastpitch May 20, 2019

Dave's over 

An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.

"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"

Dave's over by Portia x May 15, 2009

Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

Dave's not here man by Dave The Game Programer August 20, 2011

Dave’s missus 

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

Dave’s missus by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023