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Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.
Coronavirus is bad.
by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022
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Coronavirus

Something almost out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there was never any normal behavior to deviate from, people's lives were always dysfunctional before the virus. It's the normal ones that always seem to want to get people more together to form a more functional, appropriate union that you have to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep people from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They're going to be dysfunctional as long as they are human. They don't have to try and get more functional, appropriate, or together on anything.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Coronavirus

A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People
Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus
by 1dk a name September 9, 2020
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Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
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Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*

I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021
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Coronavirus

A Virus That Caused People To Stop Going To School And Then Come Back To it it Kills People And it Caused Karens To Make it Even Worse
Life: Do You Want A Virus Named Coronavirus

Me: No

Life: Do You Think I Care
by 1dk a name September 9, 2020
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