Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.

Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.

by Rusty Blumpkin August 18, 2005

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Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

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by BryanWat November 26, 2010

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toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

by roflbot69 June 30, 2009

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cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx October 07, 2015

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Gravy Cobra

A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar

Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!

Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!

by @porn December 07, 2018

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