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Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exemug.

Axel Castro

A stupid dumbass who thinks he’s funny, fuck him
Axel Castro is a fucking dumbass, don’t go near him
by Uwuwuwuwuuwuw August 19, 2022
mugGet the Axel Castromug.
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Imaweli Bonilla Jaylavy Zunilda Castro Estrada Tannanylu Robles Soler
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aysia castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such an Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
mugGet the aysia castromug.

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