The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023
Get the Cirque du Bidetmug. The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
Get the Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflémug. After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022
Get the Irish bidetmug. by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021
Get the Irish Bidetmug. After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
Get the redneck bidetmug. When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
by Milkbones August 22, 2019
Get the Canine bidetmug. by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022
Get the Reverse-Bidetmug.