The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.
"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.
by bambilee April 30, 2011
Get the Keister Beetlemug. Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.
by Jacktplier March 26, 2024
Get the Dick Beetlemug. 
The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.
by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018
Get the Beetle Topmug. Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.
by gregben November 20, 2023
Get the Beetle Jewsmug. "You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."
by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021
Get the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyomug. by jrmrbcax September 30, 2021
Get the Skim-beetlemug.