Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015
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armchair tourist

Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view
Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist
by Geyserburd November 07, 2023
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Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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Disaster Tourist

Those nosy, spiteful individuals that go about visiting an area that got recently damaged/destroyed by a natural disaster or crash site.
"Harry and Meghan went to the burn areas as Disaster Tourists, along with their camera crew"
by boboso7.62 January 13, 2025
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Creche tourist

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"
by markyg October 03, 2003
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Tourist

Someone whos just bad at anything, like for example PUBG.
While you fight enemies, bro loots other dead guys that you fought previously
Man.. tourist move.

Stop being a tourist.

You are a tourist here so all good
by Seppuku_sensei May 13, 2022
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Tourist

A person or persons that interact with a community, typically a fandom, despite being uneducated in the subject matter. While not inherently negative, the most common use of the word is as an insult towards outsiders that partake in bad-faith criticism.
A: You're a tourist that hasn't even read the book, so why do you care?
B: That tourist has no idea what he's talking about.
by whistleblower7278727 March 22, 2025
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