A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
by thestumonkey January 17, 2014

A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??
I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.
by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound
by infinitevoid October 11, 2012

by JBro89 November 15, 2011

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023

To approach an objective silently and undetected.
Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.
Usually the second.
Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.
Usually the second.
by Silenth32 March 22, 2019
