stanley knife

What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?
by Mr. Willy November 07, 2007
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steaming stanley

Basically, a gigantic pile of fresh poop! It's so fresh you can see the steam lines rising off the giant land mine!
Hey cowboy, you had better watch out for the steaming stanley that you are about to dip your ostrich leather boots into!
by Stinerooski September 07, 2005
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stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
by zacherzach January 02, 2007
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Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
by .sineP kucS I November 01, 2007
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stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"
by Jack P Davis April 08, 2008
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Stanley Cup

When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
She got a concussion from the Stanley cup I gave her last night
by LJA9107 December 02, 2017
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Brock Stanley

Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.

He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.

He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”

Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”

Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine
by Peachy_Peach February 28, 2023
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