Pumpkin Butthole

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.
"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"
by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014
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Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008
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pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
by jess86 May 27, 2007
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Pumpkin Seed

A true gem of a lady. A very cute and beautiful and beautiful enchantress whose charm and elegance are never to be underestimated.
"Hello pumpkin seed! How gorgeous you look today!"
by Pooklescratch March 22, 2010
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Pumpkin Hour

The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.
Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.

Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes
by maaaannnn February 22, 2010
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Pumpkin Guts

A slang term for what you would pull out of a girl's uterus after fisting her.
That chick was so loose I was able to pull out a whole fistful of pumpkin guts. I even got a few seeds!
by cFj February 27, 2009
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Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.
College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
by Meghatron July 18, 2011
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