the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.
"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"
by McSand_boi May 11, 2023
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Professor Huang

The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.
Professor Huang! What are you doing?
by ETHICAL IMPERATIVE March 07, 2022
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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown
Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked
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Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
by Gump1004 February 22, 2024
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professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018
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