"Me & my girlfriend wer about 2 get it on last night and she pulled her pants down and she had some mad fred's nest!"
by hermy&tranny September 20, 2009
The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.
Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.
by JoshAndMitch January 16, 2011
The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
by sressler December 22, 2006
by Trident High school August 24, 2006
The bundle of wires underneath your computer desk or game console that represents months of negligence. Rats may or may not live inside. Don't even think about attempting to untangle one.
by bxrad78 May 02, 2010
In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.
Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.
Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell
Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell
by G-tap November 16, 2010
the Phrase used by most uk squaddies for performing the act of sex and all activities assoiated with sex.
Danny: What you up to tonight?
Stu: having dinner with the missus watching tv and then getting on the nest
Stu: having dinner with the missus watching tv and then getting on the nest
by uksquaddy February 13, 2010