A small utopia in the thumb of michigan. The only working bussiness is the Colwood Bar which can be recognized with a naked girl in a martini glass on the outter wall. In Colwood the population is 1.5 million, ya 1.5 million! Here in this lost town you will find "Colwoods Finest" This is the most rural ghetto you will ever find.
by King Dong Long Shlong July 22, 2009
Get the Colwood Michiganmug. When two women of Michigan decent, engage in the sacred and mysterious act of scissoring, at which point their public hairs become entangled in a knot that not even Harry houdini could not, nor want to unravel.
I know these two special sisters from Ann Arbor who Michigan scissored so hard, their shit got tangled to the point they were considered siamese.
by GuyWithTheKY April 15, 2015
Get the Michigan Scissormug. 1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.
2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021
Get the Michigan Suckmug. A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.
by GatorMan69 May 20, 2023
Get the Michigan Alligatormug. A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.
by Jeffery April 5, 2005
Get the Michigan Militiamug. Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan
by DapsandPounds69 October 5, 2010
Get the Cadillac, Michiganmug. Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome
"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"
by BSUprotege June 29, 2004
Get the michigan syndromemug.