Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 28, 2020

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

Meaty mouth

When someone has a lot of excuses

Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.

Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there

by D33pthr0@t69lol February 03, 2024

Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy

TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS

by Meatenjoyer November 19, 2022

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 October 27, 2015

Big meaty bass core

A mixture of the genres Deathcore and Dubstep

me: hey kelly have you heard commissioner lately?

kelly: HELL YEAH, BIG MEATY BASS CORE.

by BIGCHOCOLATEFOEVUH January 17, 2011