Kermit

A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.

"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."

by Keksus_I May 18, 2017

Kermitment

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"

Oh yeah I do Kermitment.

by Slick2255 May 15, 2021

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022

Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

by TreasureHead August 4, 2017

kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

by theurbangamer February 15, 2023