Cheng Kang is the name of a strange but friendly guy. He shouts a lot and is sometimes racist or tries to humilliate his friends. He is very good at science-related topics, but is the laziest guy with literature. At the end, as any chinese guy, his got his parents shouting at them because he did not score the highest grade of the exam. Cheng Kang is sexually very active (actually, nearly pervert) but is horrible at flirting with girls. He is a bit mad and will do crazy things, but he at the end is a great friend. Everyone asks him for homework because he always has it perfect except when he can't be bothered to complete it.
by HUMACAO_LTRR November 22, 2021
Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.
by Throwaway#69#sendit March 31, 2019
Jagveer is a very logical guy who is a A* waffler who can outthink most people.He also have a gigantic 5 ft perception of the world and can also be a shmuck sometimes.
by Jagveer kang September 08, 2019
a loser who seems very intimidating but is actually soft as fuck. Believe it or not, he's pretty much a sub. He's basically a male yandere. asshole.
by yEETBITCHH August 12, 2017
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A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
by Jim Crowing May 02, 2023