jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Bob Jamaican

A blow job or B.J

Yo does your Bob Jamaican have a lot of teeth

by Bob Jamaican May 26, 2018

Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.

Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."

by dirft84 February 3, 2010

Jamaican Bobsled

Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.

Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.

by leeden82 December 7, 2010

Jamaican Barbeque

A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.

Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?

by Gabriel Sa October 15, 2008

Jamaican Bobsled

Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.

"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."

by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004