Edgar is a nonchalant yet in-tune type of guy. He is tall, handsome and intelligent with a charming personality once you get close to him. He knows what he wants in life. He also loves fast cars and loyal girls. He keeps his social circle small but zones out to himself sometimes. He might be quiet, but thats when he's most observant. He notices the littlest of details on a person. However, he has a strong passion in which if he wants something, he wont stop until he gets it. When he loves he loves hard and wont tell you he likes you to your face. He'll show it through his actions and words when he's around you. He's been lied to and played before but always proves the hoes he touched wrong . He's a fan of basketball also, not too shabby on his skills but really has a great taste in sneakers. He hopes that someday he will find the girl of his dreams however he feels as if sometimes he already knows her.
by lordfredrickson January 28, 2024
Get the Edgarmug. Edgar is a tall beaner. With a big nose that is so long. Most Edgars have lots of pimples. They are very dumb and dont care to end their life. They have small penis.
by egarhasabignose February 28, 2020
Get the Edgarmug. by The 6 God Himself October 22, 2020
Get the Nutty Edgarmug. A man who is loved by his wife. His wife does not love Heathcliff, and does love Edgar Linton very very much.
Heathcliff: Edgar Linton's wife Catherine loves me.
Anyone who lives in reality: No, she actually loves Edgar Linton. She told me she hates you, actually.
Anyone who lives in reality: No, she actually loves Edgar Linton. She told me she hates you, actually.
by Edgar Linton Official March 30, 2024
Get the Edgar Lintonmug. a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
Get the hannah edgarmug. Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
Get the Edgar Acuñamug. by redgfrse November 14, 2019
Get the Edgarmug.